19th May, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Storming the Potters'

Title: Storming the Potters'
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Frank Longbottom, Augusta Longbottom, Alice Longbottom, James Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 5
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 743: Severus and the Alternate Muggle Career: Offshore Oil Worker.
This is part Fifty-Four of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Storming the Potters' on LJ/IJ/DW.

18th May, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Tech Support, VI
Challenge: Off-shore oil worker
Word Count: 100


“As promised, I've returned with your wands. They have been thoroughly inspected, polished, and re-charmed, as per the Ollivander 100 Per Cent Multiple Lifetime Guarantee.”

“This – ooo! It hasn't swished and flicked this well since my first year at Hogwarts!”

“Ditto.”

“Oh yes.”

“Yes.”

“I trust I have rendered excellent customer service?”

“Very much so. English Petrol thanks you for your assistance. We do have one question, however.”

“Yes?”

“Normally we would not ask, but the Muggles are whispering.”

“Ah yes, Muggles. Your question?”

“Are you a vampire?”

17th May, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Tech Support, V
Challenge: Off-shore oil worker
Word Count: 100


“I've thorough checked your wands, gentlemen and ladies. I am pleased to report that the cores are intact - “

“Are you certain? Sometimes I swear I can feel the gryphon heartstring quivering.”

“Same here! The hippogriff feather in mine flutters.”

“ - intact, but there is a certain instability in the charms. I will need to take these take to Ollivander's for service - “

“What about the platform? The whole thing could tip over!”

“ - which is why I've brought loaner wands for your use until your own have been serviced and cleaned!”

16th May, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Tech Support, IV
Challenge: Off-shore oil worker
Word Count: 100


“Who's the vampire?”

“Vampire? You mean the consultant? What makes you think he's a vampire?”

“Well, he's tall, dark, and skinny, isn't he? Deep voice? Dark glasses when he goes outside?”

“Everyone's wearing sunglasses today. The sun's out.”

“He won't talk to anyone but the gits who handle the stabilization controls.”

“Jesus, Tony! He's here to help them with a couple of technical problems, not suck their blood.”

“That's what he says. Just watch him close and you'll see.”

“You keep talking nonsense and you'll be the one who sees. Piss off.”

15th May, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Tech Support, III
Challenge: Off-shore oil worker
Word Count: 100


“You want me to travel to an off-shore oil platform? I'm a customer service rep for - “

“We offer excellent customer service to all our customers, Severus. That includes the wizards working for English Petrol out on the North Sea.”

“We have wizards on North Sea oil platforms? Since when?”

“Since the first one was built. How do you think they stay stable out there during storms? Half those thing would have come down the first storm season if not for us.”

“And now their wands - “

“Aren't working correctly.”

“Ah. Understood.”

13th May, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Challenge #743: "Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Offshore Oil Worker."

Challenge 743: Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Offshore Oil Worker

This job is described as being tough but rewarding. It's certainly physically demanding, although Severus would have magic at his disposal. However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and his new job as an Offshore Oil Worker.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

12th May, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

The Battle Approaches

Title: The Battle Approaches
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Frank Longbottom.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 742: Severus and the Alternate Muggle Career: Customer Service.
This is part Fifty-Three of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read The Battle Approaches on LJ/IJ/DW.

8th May, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Tech Support, II
Challenge: customer service
Word Count: 100



“Welcome to Ollivander's 24 Hour Wandline. My name is Severus. How may I offer you excellent customer service?”

“The first time I used my new wand, it did nothing but spark! This is - ”

“Could you describe the problem in more detail? Mr. Ollivander will need more information to perform a proper diagnosis.”

“I told you, it sparks - “

“What spell were you attempting to cast?”

“Electricae maximus for my Muggle sister-in-law during a storm, and - “

“Sir. That spell produces sparks. Your wand is fine.”

“Oh. Never mind.”

7th May, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Tech Support, I
Challenge: customer service
Word Count: 100


“Welcome to Ollivander's 24 Hour Wandline. My name is Severus. How may I offer you excellent customer service?”

“My son dipped his father's wand in slug juice and the varnish came right off. Does he need a new one?”

“Only if your husband - “

“Boyfriend. We're saving up to marry.”

“I see. Is he having difficulty casting spells?”

“That's the problem, isn't it? He's out feeding the occamys so he doesn't know. Yet. ”

“Test it while he's unconscious. If the spell backfires, bring it in for a quick dip. Good luck.“

6th May, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Challenge #742: "Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Customer Service."

Challenge 742: Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Customer Service

Here's another job I'm not sure Severus could handle since it's tough. Dealing with the public is never easy, after all. And Severus does have a temper. Still, it could be interesting. However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and his new job in Customer Service.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

A Good Salesman

Title: A Good Salesman
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 741: Severus and the Alternate Muggle Career: Sales Executive.
This is part Fifty-Two of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read A Good Salesman on LJ/IJ/DW.